The contents of this week’s trip, so far:
- Being showered with gifts at the airport (I smell pretty! My lips are plumped! I’m finally a woman, and all it took was twenty-six years and a steadfast roommate!)
- IN N’ OUT
- Driving through the neighbourhood where I was born
- Hitting up my parents’ favourite liquor store
- BOB’S BIG BOY
- Being waved at by a beautiful girl in Bentley
- Talking Venture Bros. with my cousin
- Being told that I chose right when I chose my husband
- Having my cousin mistaken for my husband…by a family member (oh, the lulz)
Oh yeah, and it’s eighty degrees Fahrenheit here. And despite that, I’m about to slip into a hot tub.