No really, this happened:

“Two for Coraline, please.”

“That’s one adult and one child for a total of $__.__”

“Uh…”

“Hey! She’s cutting us a deal! Go for it!”

“Uh… This is my wife. She’s not a child.”

“Okay, sure. Whatever. That’ll be $__.__”

Later

“I can’t believe you didn’t go for that. We could have saved the money!”

“I would have felt weird! Creepy weird! I don’t want people to think I’m a grown man who spends Valentine’s Day with underage girls.”

“…Did I ever tell you about that time I scammed the zoo out of their adult fare?”

2 thoughts on “No really, this happened:”

    1. Hey, I called you like a million times today to tell you good news about smart furniture.

      This isn’t the first time that this has happened, actually. The girl who cuts my hair thought I was sixteen until I told her otherwise. And remember when I got carded at C’est What?

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