The following are taken from my trip to LA. Names have been redacted. (It makes the guessing game more fun.)
- “Oh, you cuddle up good.“
- “A Simpsons joke? Where?!”
- “Can you please just let us taste your beer? Because we’re that cool?”
- “Wait, is that another Lotus?”
- “You’re in the wrong lane. You’re in the wrong lane. You’re in the opposing lane. There’s a bus coming.”
- “You know, the sawdust on the floor really adds something to the whole effect.”
- “Come here! Look at all this porn!”
- “Just when I was thinking how nice it would be to live here, he starts talking about tarantulas.”
- “He was going to get a tattoo with me. But then he chickened out, because he’s a pussy.”
- “All I really want is to be somebody’s boytoy. Do you know any widows?”
- “Cooking is just like building anything else. You find the best materials and the best process and you start working.”
And now a pretty picture, to facilitate my gloating:
